Mushrooms and Mustard are both filthy, nasty, and nauseating parts of most of your diets. Ever wonder why your girlfriend cheated on you, why your boyfriend would rather play video games then converse with you, why you got a flat tire for no reason, why you woke up late for work and your alarm clock was flashing 12:00, 12:00, 12:00, why the post office line is only long when you're there, why your boss works less and makes more than you, or how chapstick ended up in your dryer, ruining that batch of laundry????
I know why. It is because you choose to allow Mushrooms and/or Mustard to taint the very things in your lives that would otherwise remain stable without them. I urge you to take these things out of your life, not partially, not short-term, but forever. Allow good things to happen for once. I promise you will see changes. What's the worst thing that will occur? You'll be mushroom and mustard free. A win win.
On a side note, I do not work for the Anti Mushroom and Mustard Lobbying Group. Not yet, anyways.
Try it. Or continue your miserable existences.
Schwartz---->
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You & Jiiian Miccio, your cousin have an aversion to moosturd!! Oh, well you have to grow up a little more!! Nana
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